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Silahkan laporkan jika terdapat link yang sudah tidak aktif.Rudy Liehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01459349211760457645noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728762035509246736.post-74448366048704659062011-07-23T22:28:00.000+07:002011-07-23T22:28:33.701+07:00Ikuti “CONNECT & WIN”! Ratusan kesempatan mendapatkan iPad, iPhone 4, BlackBerry & Pulsa Gratis puluhan juta rupiah!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/254123_125559617525252_109296289151585_199081_2484272_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/254123_125559617525252_109296289151585_199081_2484272_n.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<h1><strong>Ayo ikuti “CONNECT & WIN” sekarang juga! Ada ratusan kesempatan mendapatkan iPad, iPhone 4, BlackBerry & Pulsa Gratis puluhan juta rupiah!!</strong></h1><br />
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Caranya mudah…<br />
<ul><li><strong>Undang teman</strong> kamu sebanyak-banyaknya untuk ikutan di “CONNECT & WIN”.</li>
<li>Untuk setiap teman yang bergabung di “CONNECT & WIN” atas undangan kamu, kamu akan <strong>mendapatkan Poin</strong>.</li>
<li><strong>Kumpulkan Poin</strong> sebanyak-banyaknya dan tukarkan dengan <strong>iPad, iPhone 4, BlackBerry </strong>atau <strong>Pulsa Gratis Rp 50.000 atau Rp 100.000!</strong></li>
<li>Semakin banyak Poin kamu, semakin banyak hadiah yang bisa kamu dapatkan!</li>
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Video Tutorial CONNECT & WIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7EBfGU2uj4<br />
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<big><strong>Ikuti langkah-langkah berikut:</strong></big><br />
<ul><li><strong>LIKE</strong> fanpage OT For You [http://facebook.com/OTForYou]</li>
<li>Masuk ke <strong>aplikasi CONNECT & WIN</strong> [http://ow.ly/4X4j2], dan klik tombol <strong>ENTER</strong></li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253934_125958084152072_109296289151585_202097_5236911_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><strong> </strong><br />
<ul><li><strong>Allow</strong> application</li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/255609_125958454152035_109296289151585_202098_5089786_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li><strong>LIKE</strong> semua fanpage dan klik tombol NEXT</li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247059_125958570818690_109296289151585_202099_7275968_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li><strong>REGISTRASI</strong></li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/246809_125958670818680_109296289151585_202101_4661551_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li><strong>INVITE</strong> (undang teman)</li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247939_125958757485338_109296289151585_202102_6449764_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/254459_125958780818669_109296289151585_202103_7181420_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li>Kamu juga bisa mengajak teman bergabung dengan menyebarkan <strong>LINK UNIK</strong> kamu di Facebook, Twitter, SMS, Chat, Email, Blog, Forum Diskusi, dsb.</li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/260134_125959034151977_109296289151585_202104_7160001_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li>Setelah <strong>Poin</strong> terkumpul, langsung <strong>tukarkan dengan HADIAH</strong></li>
</ul><span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/260179_125959110818636_109296289151585_202105_5687723_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<ul><li>Kamu tidak hanya mendapatkan Poin dari teman-teman yang bergabung (member) atas undangan kamu, tapi juga dari banyaknya member yang berhasil didapatkan teman-teman kamu tersebut. Hal ini berlaku sampai 3 level di bawah kamu dengan nilai poin sebagai berikut:</li>
</ul>o Level 1 : <strong>50</strong> poin/member<br />
o Level 2 : <strong>20</strong> poin/member<br />
o Level 3 : <strong>5</strong> poin/member<br />
Ilustrasinya dapat dilihat pada gambar dibawah ini:<br />
<span class=""><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/227308_120399271374620_109296289151585_163172_691788_n.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />
<em>Ilustrasi tabel diatas menggambarkan jika kamu mendapatkan member sebanyak 30 orang, dan jika member dibawah kamu tersebut masing-masing juga mendapatkan 30 member, maka jumlah network yang kamu punya bisa mencapai 27.930 members dan kamu punya Poin sebanyak 154.500! Semakin banyak member di Level 1, semakin banyak juga members kamu di Level 2 dan 3!</em><br />
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<ul><li>Poin yang kamu kumpulkan tersebut bisa kamu tukarkan dengan hadiah!</li>
<li>Sistem penukaran hadiahnya adalah seperti sistem lelang turun harga/nilai (Descending Bid Auction). Jadi kamu menggunakan Poin yang kamu punya untuk mengintip nilai hadiahnya terlebih dahulu. Setiap ada yang mengintip, nilai hadiahnya akan terus berkurang sejumlah Poin yang terpakai. </li>
<li>Setelah nilai hadiahnya terus berkurang, dan menurut kamu sudah cukup murah untuk kamu dapatkan, langsung saja klik “TUKAR HADIAH”. Jika kamu klik “TUKAR HADIAH”, Poin kamu akan berkurang sejumlah harga hadiah tersebut pada saat itu.</li>
<li>Jika menurut kamu masih terlalu tinggi atau Poin kamu belum mencukupi, maka kamu bisa coba lagi sesaat kemudian di hari yang sama atau keesokan harinya.</li>
<li>Kamu hanya diberi waktu 5 detik untuk membuat keputusan mau menukarkan Poin kamu dengan hadiah tersebut atau tidak. </li>
<li>Untuk mengintip 1 hadiah kamu perlu menggunakan 10 Poin. Jika ingin mengintip secara langsung semua 6 hadiah, kamu hanya perlu menggunakan 50 Poin (lebih hemat 10 Poin dibanding intip hadiah satu per satu sebanyak 6 kali).</li>
<li>Setiap saat, harga hadiah akan terus berkurang sehingga kamu berkesempatan untuk mendapatkannya dengan Poin seminimal mungkin.</li>
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<strong>Keterangan:</strong><br />
<ul><li>Periode kontes: <strong>1 April s/d 31 Desember 2011</strong></li>
<li>Peserta kontes yang telah menukarkan Poin-nya dengan hadiah, akan dihubungi via email mengenai pengiriman hadiahnya.</li>
<li>Pengiriman hadiah hanya dilakukan pada hari <strong>Senin, Rabu & Jumat</strong>.</li>
<li>Kontes ini berlaku untuk semua yang memiliki akun Facebook di seluruh wilayah Indonesia.</li>
<li>Setiap peserta wajib memasukan Nama*, Email, No. Handphone, Jenis Kelamin* dan Tanggal Lahir* dan Alamat Lengkap yang benar saat registrasi [yang diberi tanda bintang (*) harus sesuai dengan data di tanda pengenal]. Jika terdapat perbedaan pihak penyelenggara bisa menggugurkan pemenang!</li>
<li>Pastikan nomor HP yang dicantumkan adalah nomor yang akan diisikan pulsa. Pihak penyelengara hanya akan mengirimkan pulsa ke nomor tersebut. </li>
<li><strong>Warning!</strong> Peserta yang melakukan <strong>tindakan hacking atau kecurangan</strong> dengan menggunakan <strong>akun palsu</strong> untuk mendapatkan member, <strong>akan dihapus semua Poin-nya</strong> tanpa adanya pemberitahuan terlebih dahulu dari pihak penyelenggara. Peserta masih tetap bisa mengikuti kontes ini, namun jika ditemukan kembali melakukan kecurangan, Poin akan dihapus kembali. Mohon bermain sejujur-jujurnya.</li>
<li>Promo ini tidak dikenakan biaya apapun. Hati-hati penipuan.</li>
</ul><br />
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<strong>Info tambahan:</strong><br />
Cara mendapatkan Poin Bonus!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><u style="color: red;">AKAN TERUS DI UPDATE !!!!! </u></span><span style="color: red;">(silahkan di bookmark ^_^)</span><br />
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<b>1. TOILET</b><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;">Salah seorang Pria dgn terburu2 masuk ke WC Wanita dan si wanita menegur:<br />
"THIS IS FOR LADIES!!". Si pria enggak kalah sengit sambil menunjuk ke 'anunya' menjawab: "THIS IS FOR LADIES TOO !!!"</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>2. JAM BERAPA ?</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #365f91;">kalau kamu ditanyai orang "sejam berapa??" <br />
apa yg agan lakuin??<br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #365f91;">nih contohny:<br />
Guru : anak" sejam berapa?<br />
murid: 60 meniiitt<br />
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tapi kalau<br />
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murid: BU, sejam berapa?<br />
Guru : PLAAK <TAMPAR><br />
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Cewe : yank, skrg satujaman berapa skrg?<br />
cowo : satujam 3 menit<br />
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tp kalau<br />
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Cowo : yank, skrg satujaman brapa?<br />
Cewe : <BUUUAK> di tendang anunya:serem</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>3. NASI GOYENG</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> Seorang cadel yang susah mengatakan "R", masuk ke sebuah warung nasi goreng setelah menerima gaji pertamanya.<br />
"Pak nasi goyeng pedas satu piying!" katanya dengan mantap.<br />
"Nggak ada mas"<br />
"Lha itu teltulis di tenda!!"<br />
"Itu nasi goreng!, sana pulang dulu dan belajar bilang nasi gorrreng!"<br />
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3 hari 3 malam, yang keluar dari mulutnya hanya "nasi goyeng, nasi goyeng, nasi goyeng, ...." dan setelang seminggu berlatih, akhirnya :<br />
"nasi gorrrrrreng" kembalilah dia ke warung tsb.<br />
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"Pak nasi gorrrrrreng pedas satu piring!" katanya dengan mantap<br />
"Ya, bentar mas, minumnya apa?"<br />
"Es jeyuk" </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>4. PASIEN CANTIK DAN DOKTER</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ada seorang wanita cantik namanya Sisca, ia pergi ke sebuah klinik. Sesampainya disana sang Dokter tampan itu menyuruhnya berbaring untuk di periksa di lubang telinganya.<br />
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Tiba-tiba lampu mati.<br />
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Dokter : "Nona, tolong tuntun telunjuk saya ke lubang telinga Anda."<br />
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Sisca : "Baik, Dok!"<br />
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Tak lama kemudian Dokter itu berkata : "Nona, seingat saya lubang telinga Anda tidak sebesar ini."<br />
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Sisca : "Benar, Dok! Tapi seingat saya telunjuk Dokterpun tidak sebesar ini..."</span><b> </b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b> </b><b>5. PETUAH ORANG TUA</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Seorang gadis ABG ketika masa puber sedang senang2nya menyukai lawan jenisnya. Kemudian si gadis ini mempunyai seorang pacar dan sangat menikmati masa2 pacaran tersebut.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Melihat seringnya anaknya pacaran, sang ayah menjadi resah melihat kelakuan anaknya yang masih belia. Kemudian sang Ayah memberikan petuah kepada anaknya karena khawatir akan terjebak dalam pergaulan bebas.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ayah:"Nak, hati2 kamu kalau pacaran. Jangan sampe kebablasan!"</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Anak:"Iya yah, aku ga akan kebablasan."</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ayah:"Bagus kalau begitu, ayah cuma ingin menyampaikan petuah singkat. Kalau nanti pacarmu macam2, kamu harus tegas padanya. Kalau ia mau pegang2 dada kamu, kamu harus tegas mengatakan "DON'T!". Lalu kalo ia malah nekat megang2 daerah terlarang kamu, kamu harus lebih tegas dengan mengatakan "STOP!"."</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Anak:"Baik yah, aku paham. Aku akan mengikuti nasehat ayah."</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Beberapa hari kemudian, sang anak bercerita kepada ayahnya.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Anak:"Ayah, kemarin pacarku mencoba memegang2 aku."</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ayah:"HAH!? kurang ajar sekali dia!"</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Anak:"Tapi aku sudah mengikuti nasehat ayah koq. Aku sudah tegas padanya."</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ayah:"Owh,. Sukurlah kalo begitu. Memang Bagaimana ceritanya?"</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Anak:"Jadi ketika kami sedang nonton bioskop, tiba2 dia megang dada ku. Terus aku bilang aja "DON'T!". Kemudian dia menghentikan aktivitas nya, namun tidak berapa lama dia malah nekat megang2 daerah terlarangku. Langsung saja aku bilang "STOP!". Berhentilah dia dengan aktivitasnya, namun beberapa menit kemudian dia malah memegang dada dan daerah terlarangku secara bergiliran. Kontan saja aku mengatakan "DON'T STOP!" "DON'T STOP" berkali2.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Ayah (</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> dan hanya menggeleng-gelengkan kepala sambil menghembuskan napas)</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"><b>6. </b><b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">KAMUS GOMBAL</span></b><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">cowok : "eh eh....kamu sakit gak?"<br />
cewek : "sakit kenapa? aku nggak sakit kok"<br />
cowok : "o ya? kan kamu barusan jatuh dari langit..."<br />
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cowok : "eh eh, kamu punya kunci apa aja?"<br />
cewek : "emmm, aku ada kunci rumah, kunci motor, kunci inggris, kunci pas, kunci L...emang kenapa? kamu mau minjem?"<br />
cowok : "emmm....tapi, ada nggak kunci yang bisa membuka hatimu?"<br />
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cowok : "eh eh, malam ini di langit ga ada bulan ya?"<br />
cewek : "masa sih? o iya, kok bisa ya?"<br />
cowok : "iya, soalnya dewi rembulannya ada di sini, lagi ngobrol sama aku"<br />
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cowok : "kamu capek nggak?"<br />
cewek : "nggak sih..kenapa emang?"<br />
cowok : "abis kayaknya kamu capek gitu..abis lari2 ya?"<br />
cewek : "hmm...nggak juga tuh..emang aku keliatan kayak orang capek ya?"<br />
cowok : "iya..aku tau kamu capek kok..soalnya kamu kan abis lari-lari di pikiranku..."<br />
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cowok :"bisa kita jadi teman aja?"<br />
cewek :"loh, kita kan emang teman..kamu gimana sih?"<br />
cowok : "tapi, gimana bisa jadi teman aja kalo hati ini berdebar-debar setiap ngeliat kamu?"<br />
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cowok : "kamu punya kompas nggak? aku pinjem donk"<br />
cewek : "ada nih...buat apa? kamu mau naik gunung ya?"<br />
cowok : "nggak...aku tersesat di hatimu..."<br />
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cowok : "kamu punya payung ga?"<br />
cewek : "loh, emang kenapa? kan ga hujan.."<br />
cowok : "ni hujan kok.."<br />
cewek : "ih, matarinya terang gitu kok..."<br />
cowok : "bukan hujan air...tapi hujan cintamu terlalu deras"<br />
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cowok : "aduhhh kepalaku pusing banget neh.."<br />
cewek : "kenapa?"<br />
cowok : "soalnya kamu berputar-putar terus di kepalaku..."<br />
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cowok : "aduh gigiku sakitttt..."<br />
cewek : "kenapa?? kebanyakan makan permen kamu tuh"<br />
cowok : "nggak kok..."<br />
cewek : "trus? kenapa kok bisa sakit?<br />
cowok : "soalnya kamu manis bangettt..."<br />
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cowok : "bapakmu pilot ya?"<br />
cewek : "nggak tuh...emang kenapa?"<br />
cowok : "aneh..."<br />
cewek : "kenapa sih????"<br />
cowok : "soalnya kamu pinter banget diajarin melayang-layang di hatiku..."<br />
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cowok : "aneh banget sih..hmmm..gak biasanya....kok bisa ya..."<br />
cewek : "apanya sih yang aneh??"<br />
cowok : "ini lho...kok bisa sih kamu ga ada sayapnya??"<br />
cewek : "loh, aku kan emang ga punya sayap..."<br />
cowok : "emang ada bidadari yang gak punya sayap ya??"<br />
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cowok : "eh eh, kerasa gak ada gempa barusan?"<br />
cewek : "nggak tuh...perasaanmu aja kali"<br />
cowok : "oh, ternyata cuma hatiku saja yg bergetar kencang karena ada kamu"<br />
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cowok : "kamu suka tanaman ya?"<br />
cewek : "nggg...iya, suka banget...emang kenapa?"<br />
cowok : "karena cintamu, merindangi hatiku"<br />
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cowok : "hujannnn...plisssss....jangan berhenti....plissss....ya ya ya...jangan berhenti...."<br />
cewek : "kok malah doain ujannya jangan berhenti?? aku kan gak mau keujanan..."<br />
cowok : "gak apa apa..paling nggak nanti biar hatiku yang memayungi hatimu"<br />
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cowok : "aduh.. serem banget?"<br />
cewek : "apanya?"<br />
cowok : "petirnya..."<br />
cewek : "mana? aku kok ga denger??"<br />
cowok : "petirnya nyamber-nyamber di hati tauk tiap liat kamu!"<br />
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cowok : "rasanya semua jam pengen aku rusakin"<br />
cewek : "kenapa?"<br />
cowok : "rasanya semua tempat pengen aku gelapin.."<br />
cewek : "aahh..kamu ni, ngelantur.."<br />
cowok : "gimana gak ngelantur, tiap detik itu berharga tau.."<br />
cewek : "iya aku tau..."<br />
cowok : "apa lagi kalo sama kamu..."<br />
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cowok : "hmm...malam ini ga ada bintang"<br />
cewek : "iya nih...."<br />
cowok : "tau ga kenapa ga ada bintang malem ini?"<br />
cewek : "kenapa emang?"<br />
cowok : "kan semua bintang ada di mata kamu"<br />
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cewek : "halo? kamu di mana?"<br />
cowok : "aku lagi sibuk nih"<br />
cewek : "sibuk apa sih?"<br />
cowok : "sibuk mikirin kamu.."<br />
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cowok : "tiap malem, aku jalan-jalan"<br />
cewek : "malem-malem? jalan-jalan ke mana kamu malem-malem gitu???"<br />
cowok : "di hatimu...."<br />
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cowok : "eh, pinjem tanganmu dong..dua-duanya"<br />
cewek : "hah buat apa?"<br />
cowok : "udah, sini deh tanganmu"<br />
cewek : (mengulurkan tangan)<br />
cowok : "buka telapak tanganmu"<br />
cewek : "kamu mau ngasi apa sih?"<br />
cowok : "aku titip hatiku ya..."<br />
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cowok : "eh, kalo ada maling, kamu telpon ke mana ya?"<br />
cewek : "110 dong"<br />
cowok : "kalo ada kecelakaan?<br />
cewek : "ambulans? 118 lah"<br />
cowok : "kalo mau nanya informasi?"<br />
cewek : "108 dong"<br />
cowok : "kalo kamu kesepian, kamu boleh kok telpon aku"<br />
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cowok : "waktu kamu lahir, pasti ada hujan badai disertai petir"<br />
cewek : "ah sok tau kamu..."<br />
cowok : "pasti bener tuh..."<br />
cewek : "masak?? emang iya?"<br />
cowok : "pasti..soalnya surga pasti menangis sedih malaikat tercantiknya turun ke bumi"</span><br />
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<div style="color: black;"><b>7. <span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">BEDA COWOK GANTENG DAN JELEK</span></b></div><div style="color: black;"><br />
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</style> <![endif]--><span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: nobody's perfect<br />
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pantes...tampangnya kriminal<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan....kayak di filem-filem<br />
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia....<br />
<br />
Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: woow, cool banget...<br />
kalo cowok jelek pendiam<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: ih kuper...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng jomblo<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis<br />
kalo cowok jelek jomblo<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: sudah jelas....kagak laku...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: klop...serasi banget...<br />
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada aku...<br />
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek<br />
cewek-cewek bilang:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari<br />
atas ke bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya).. .<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih...<br />
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus...penuh cinta kasih<br />
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi.. . .<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: matching.... keren luar dalem<br />
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: mas majikannya mana?...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng males difoto<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar<br />
kalo cowok jelek males difoto<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: nggak tega ngeliat hasil cetakannya ya?....<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas di film Renegade...bikin<br />
lemas...<br />
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: awas!! Mandragade lewat...<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen<br />
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu....<br />
<br />
kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on<br />
kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati<br />
cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!...laki- laki bukan sih?</span><b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></b></div><br />
<br />
<div style="color: black;"><b>8. <span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">I LOVE BAHASA</span></b></div><b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"> </span></b><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:RelyOnVML/> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>IN</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>ZH-CN</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">Mengapa saya suka Bahasa Indonesia ?<br />
<br />
karena kalau saya berkata:<br />
<br />
TIGA NENEK SIHIR MELIHAT TIGA BUAH ARLOJI MERK SWATCH. NENEK SIHIR MANA MELIHAT PADA ARLOJI SWATCH YANG MANA ?<br />
<br />
lebih mudah daripada berkata seperti ini:<br />
<br />
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch ?<br />
<br />
Makanya cintailah bahasa kita.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">9. </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"><span style="color: black;">TEKA TEKI TEKA TEKOK</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"> </span></b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:RelyOnVML/> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>IN</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>ZH-CN</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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</style> <![endif]--> </div><div class="MsoNormal">1. Kenapa anak kodok suka loncat-loncat?<br />
Yach..namanya juga anak-anak.<br />
<br />
2. Bebek apa yang jalannya muter ke kiri terus?<br />
Bebek dikunci stang.<br />
<br />
3. Kenapa bebek goreng rasanya enak?<br />
Karena ada huruf ‘B’ nya. Coba kalo nggak ada, siapa yang berani makan?<br />
<br />
4. Kalau semua jenis hewan sekolah, siapa yang sering terlambat?<br />
Kluwing (kaki seribu). Soalnya, kakinya banyak, jadinya kalau pakai sepatu kelamaan.<br />
<br />
5. Hitam, putih, merah, apakah itu?<br />
Zebra abis dikerokin.<br />
<br />
6. Apa bedanya kucing ama kucring?<br />
Kalo kucing kakinya empat, kalo kucring kakinya emprat.<br />
<br />
7. Apa beda soto ama coto.<br />
Soto dari daging sapi, coto dari daging capi.<br />
<br />
8. Kenapa Superman bajunya pake huruf S?<br />
Karena kalau pake M atau L kegedean.<br />
<br />
9. Kenapa di dalam bajaj nggak ada nyamuk?<br />
Karena nyamuk sini cuma takut tiga roda.<br />
<br />
10. Siapa wanita Indonesia yang paling kuat?<br />
Nyonya Meneer, berdiri sejak tahun 1918.<br />
<br />
11. Kenapa kalo lagi mikir orang suka megang jidatnya?<br />
Ya iyalah, masak megang jidat orang lain!<br />
<br />
12. Dalam abjad ada berapa huruf?<br />
Ada 5: a-b-j-a-d.<br />
<br />
13. Kentang apa yang bisa bikin bayi ketawa?<br />
Kentangtingtungtingtangtingtung<br />
<br />
14. Bagaimana cara yang paling cepat menggemukkan badan?<br />
Masuk ke sarang lebah!<br />
<br />
15. Apa beda matahari sama bulan?<br />
Matahari ada diskon, bulan nggak ada.<br />
<br />
16. Apa perbedaan antara apel dan upil?<br />
Kalau apel ditaruh di atas meja. Kalau upil dioles di bawah meja.<br />
<br />
17. Apa perbedaan rok dengan roket?<br />
Roket makin ke atas makin nggak kelihatan, kalau rok makin ke atas makin kelihatan.<br />
<br />
18. Manusia pertama yang mendarat di bulan adalah Neil Amstrong. Trus, hewan apa yang pertama kali nyampe di bulan?<br />
Burungnya Neil Amstrong.<br />
<br />
19. Kenapa di keyboard komputer ada tulisan ENTER?<br />
Karena kalo tulisannya ENTAR, programnya 'ngga jalan-jalan.<br />
<br />
20. Apa persaman goreng ikan gosong dan perempuan bisa hamil?<br />
Karena kelamaan ngangkat.<br />
<br />
21. Ikan apa yang suka mencuri?<br />
Ikan lohan. Liat aja kepalanya sampe benjol dihajar massa.<br />
<br />
22. Daun apa yang nggak boleh disentuh?<br />
Daun touch..!<br />
<br />
21. Apa beda Megi Z sama tukang sayur?<br />
Kalo Megi Z teriak 'teganya-teganya', kalo tukang sayur 'togenya-togenya'.<br />
<br />
22. Binatang apa yang paling panjang?<br />
Ular ngantri beras.<br />
<br />
23. Cewek sama cowok lebih kuat mana?<br />
Cewek. Buktinya, cewek kuat bawa dua gunung. Kalo cowok cuma kuat bawa 2 telor, itu aja masih dititipin sama burung!<br />
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24. Dikupas kulitnya, ada bijinya, digigit bijinya, ada batangnya. Apa coba?<br />
Jagung<br />
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25. Item - kuning - ijo, apakah itu?<br />
Gorilla berak di atas rumput<span lang="IN" style="mso-ansi-language: IN;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</style> <![endif]--> </div><div class="MsoNormal">Apa persamaan tukang sate dan tukang soto?<br />
- sama2 nggak jual bakso!<br />
<br />
Hewan apa yg bisa kaya..??<br />
- HE WAN to be Millionare..<br />
<br />
Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek??<br />
- Gajah pesek<br />
<br />
lele..lele apa yang di tepi jalan<br />
- lele pon umum<br />
<br />
Sate apa yg berasal dari jepang..??<br />
- Sateria Baja Hitam..<br />
<br />
siapa nama aslinya nyamuk?<br />
- tatang!!!<br />
ada lagunya kok...<br />
cicak cicak di dinding<br />
diam diam merayap<br />
tatang seekor nyamuk<br />
hap<br />
lalu ditangkap...<br />
<br />
Dua artis yang sangat tinggi...<br />
- Lulu Tebing dan Jeremy Monas.<br />
<br />
Apa itu cemilan?...<br />
- Cebelum cepuluh, cecudah celapan.<br />
<br />
Emping yang khusus buat UMPTN...<br />
- Emping-sil 2B.<br />
<br />
Rambut putih namanya uban, rambut merah namanya pirang, kalo rambut hijau namanya apa?...<br />
- Rambutan belum mateng.<br />
<br />
Kopi apa yang bisa menggigit?...<br />
- Kopiting<br />
<br />
Bisnis apa yang terkenal di Amerika dan seluruh dunia?...<br />
- Bisnispears<br />
<br />
Apa bedanya batu baterai dan Banci?<br />
-Kalau batu baterai tahan lama sedangkan kalau banci 'mana tahan la yauow'<br />
<br />
Jus apa yang turun dari langit?<br />
-Justru itu yang aku kagak tau..he..he<br />
<br />
Kenapa ayam kalau berkokok. matanya merem?<br />
-karena tidak hafal teksnya..<br />
<br />
Bagaimana caranya menghilangkan bau pete dimulut? <br />
- makan jengkol..he..he.. nah kalo cara ngilangin bau jengkol ya..... dengan makan pete....<span lang="IN" style="mso-ansi-language: IN;"></span></div> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:RelyOnVML/> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>IN</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>ZH-CN</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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</style> <![endif]--> </div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="mso-ansi-language: IN;">apa bahasa Arabnya orang jatuh dari lantai 100 sebuah gedung?<br />
innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rojiun<br />
<br />
kenapa gorila lubang hidungnya besar?<br />
karena jari-jarinya juga besar, biar pas buat ngupil<br />
<br />
kenapa batman pake topeng?<br />
karena malu celana dalamnya keliatan<br />
<br />
siapa nama orang Bali yang hobi travelling?<br />
</span>Made (Made in Japan , Made in China , Made in Thailand )<br />
<br />
apa persamaan Pangeran Diponegoro dengan RA Kartini?<br />
sama-sama enggak punya handphone<br />
<br />
siapa presiden RI yang paling seksi?<br />
Paha Bibi<br />
<br />
apa beda onta dan kangkung?<br />
kalo onta di arab, kalo kangkung di urap<br />
<br />
apa persamaan KTP dan telor asin?<br />
sama-sama di cap stempel<br />
<br />
kenapa dokter kalo 'mo operasi mulutnya ditutup?<br />
karena kalo matanya yang ditutup 'ngga keliatan dong....<br />
<br />
apa bukti wortel baik untuk kesehatan mata?<br />
pernah liat kelinci pake kacamata?<br />
<br />
apa bahasa Indianya bumbu dapur?<br />
tumbar miri jahe<br />
<br />
nenek siapa yang jalannya loncat-loncat?<br />
neneknya kodok, neneknya kangguru, neneknya kelinci.....<br />
<br />
kenapa air laut asin?<br />
karena ikannya pada keringetan<br />
<br />
mangga apa yang mengerikan?<br />
MANGGAruk-garuk pantat singa<br />
<br />
profesi apa yang 'ngga perlu sekolah?<br />
wasit tinju, cuman ngitung dari 1 sampe 10 doang<br />
<br />
mengapa dalam bahasa Inggris wanita disebut WOMAN?<br />
karena saat Adam melihat perempuan pertama kali, yaitu Hawa,<br />
ia berkata : "Wou.......man. ......!!!<br />
<br />
ayahnya orang Bali, ibunya orang Betawi, siapa nama anaknya?<br />
I Made Gede Amat<br />
<br />
ikan apa yang matanya banyak?<br />
ikan teri sekilo<br />
<br />
mengapa gunung berapi meletus?<br />
karena kalo mencair namanya gunung es<br />
<br />
kentutnya Ade Ray bunyinya gimana?<br />
brotot...... .brotot.. .... .brotot...... ..<br />
<br />
kunci apa yang bisa bikin orang joget?<br />
KUNCI-KUNCI HOTA HE<br />
<br />
siapa nama orang Jepang yang lahir di puncak Gunung Merapi saat gunung<br />
meletus?<br />
Kurasa Takada<br />
<br />
apa yang bunyinya Bak! Buk! Bak! Buk! Dor! Dor! Dor?<br />
tukang balon lagi berantem<br />
<br />
hantu apa yang pinter ngitung?<br />
han, tu, tri, four, five........<br />
<br />
ayam apa yang paling kejam?<br />
ayam mbakar wong Solo<span lang="IN" style="mso-ansi-language: IN;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Seorang Nenek bunuh diri dengan cara terjun ke laut Selat Makkasar. Keluarnya di mana ?<br />
- di koran<br />
<br />
Di mana letak belakang pohon?<br />
- Yang dikencingin orang<br />
<br />
Nenek apa yang jatuh dari atap gedung 100 tingkat tapi nggak apa-apa?<br />
-Nenek mujur lagi panjang umur.<br />
<br />
Apa bedanya mobil baru dan pengantin baru?<br />
- klo mobil baru ada lobang menghindar, klo penganten baru ada lobang langsung tancep bleh!<br />
<br />
Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan seorang perawan?<br />
-Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan, sedangkan perawan berjuang hingga titik darah yang pertama.<br />
<br />
Makanan yang paling dikasihani?<br />
-KWACIan deh lue<br />
<br />
Perbuatan apa yang dimurkai Tuhan dan sekaligus dibenci setan?<br />
Memperkosa anak setan<br />
<br />
Kalo Superman lambangnya "S". Kenapa Batman lambangnya bukan "B"?<br />
-Karena udah dipakai sama Bobo<br />
<br />
Apa bedanya pesawat dengan perawan cantik ?<br />
-bedanya adalah kalau pesawat di lihat bawahnya nggak marah tapi kalau perawan di lihat bawahnya ngejerit...<br />
<br />
Gang apa yang bikin ibu-ibu kesel?<br />
-Gangguin suaminya..........<br />
<br />
Kodok apa yang jalannya gak lompat-lompat ?<br />
-Kodok yang udah pake' kopling....<br />
<br />
Orang mandi biar apa?<br />
-biar byur.. byar byuurrr...<br />
<br />
Apa bahasa Jepangnya "saya tidak punya uang?"<br />
-sakurata kuraba takada<br />
<br />
Mengapa dalang selalu bawa keris sewaktu mendalang?<br />
-Karena kalau bawa pistol nanti dikira polisi.<br />
<br />
Kuku apa yang bikin sial?<br />
-kuku..tuk dirimu jadi monyet/...<br />
<br />
Kenapa kerbau sukanya di tempat yang kotor?<br />
-terserah dia donk ........:P<span lang="IN" style="mso-ansi-language: IN;"></span></div> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #0b5394;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><b><span style="color: black;">10. </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"><span style="color: black;">BELIK KONDOM</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</style> <![endif]--><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">"Slamet masuk ke toko obat dan membeli kondom. Dengan riang dia bilang kepada pemilik toko bahwa sebentar lagi dia akan makan malam di rumah pacarnya.<br />
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“Bapak kan tahu sendiri, biasanya setelah itu kan ada kelanjutannya”, tambah slamet sambil menyeringai. Satu sachet kondom pun berpindah tangan.<br />
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Baru beberapa langkah ke luar toko, dia kembali masuk. “Saya minta satu lagi”, adik pacar saya juga cantik, agak genit pula. Saya rasa dia juga naksir saya. Siapa tahu malam ini saya mujur…”. Kondom kedua berpindah tangan.<br />
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Slamet kembali masuk dan minta tambahan satu kondom lagi. “Begini, ibunya juga tak kalah seksi. Penampilannya jauh lebih muda dari usianya. Dan kalau duduk di depan saya, dia selalu menyilangkan kaki. Saya yakin dia juga tak keberatan kalau saya dekati…”.<br />
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Dengan berbekal tiga kondom, Slamet datang ke rumah pacarnya sambil tak putus bersiul. Sajian sudah siap. Pacar Slamet, adik dan ibunya sudah menunggu. Slamet pun langsung bergabung.<br />
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Mereka menunggu sang ayah. Begitu sang ayah masuk ke ruang makan, Slamet langsung memimpin doa sambil menunduk dalam-dalam. Yang lain-lain ikut menundukkan kepala. Satu menit berlalu. Slamet makin khusuk berdoa.<br />
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Dua menit. Slamet terus komat-kamit, cukup panjang untuk sebuah doa sebelum makan. Pada menit keempat, pacarnya menyenggol kakinya dan berbisik, “Saya baru tahu kamu ternyata sangat religius”.<br />
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Sambil terus menunduk, Slamet menjawab dengan suara hampir menangis, “Saya juga baru tahu ayah kamu punya toko obat…”<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><b><span style="color: black;">11. </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"><span style="color: black;">KUDAKU BERNAMA ELIN</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</style> <![endif]--> </div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Abdul duduk di kursi sambil menonton TV.Tiba2 istrinya datang dan memukul kepalanya dengan keras!!<br />
Istri : "Abdul!!!!Kenapa ada kartu nama bertuliskan Elin di bajumu??!!Kamu <br />
selingkuh y<br />
Abdul : "Aduuuuh,gak usah mukul gitu donngg!!"<br />
Kamu ingat kan waktu aku ikut taruhan pacuan kuda?Elin adalah nama <br />
kuda yang aku jagokan!"<br />
Sang istri pergi meninggalkan Abdul dengan kesal.<br />
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After hard disk defragmentation, which we introduced in TuneUp Utilities 2009, the <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">feature</span> most requested by customers was support for the Opera browser. TuneUp Utilities 2010 now also includes full support for Opera. Via several special Opera settings, TuneUp System Control now allows you to change the number of Speed Dial entries, conveniently choose your default search engine, and reenable fast backward and forward navigation. Internet optimization lets you optimize Opera's performance for your Internet connection. Free up <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">disk space</span> lets you delete the Opera cache.<br />
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<b>TuneUp Styler</b><br />
Now you can also change the Vista logo animation which appears just before logon. You can download a whole <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD12">series</span> of great animations from the TuneUp website. Or, if you prefer, you can choose your own personal image to display while Vista starts up. With Vista, you can also add your own images to Vista's logon screen: With just a few mouse clicks you can create a truly personal logon experience.<br />
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<b>TuneUp Uninstall Manager</b><br />
Redesigned from the ground up, TuneUp Install Manager now runs much faster and has a new, even more intuitive interface so that it is even easier to uninstall unnecessary programs. Unnecessary programs often are forgotten because they were installed a long time ago and then not used. TuneUp Utilities 2009 shows you a list of programs not used for a long time so that you can target for uninstallation those applications that use valuable disk space and in certain circumstances even slow your system down.<br />
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<b>TuneUp StartUp Manager</b><br />
A smooth-running system results when there are no unnecessary autostart applications. The improved TuneUp Startup Manager organizes your programs into groups and provides clear explanations to make it easier for you to identify those programs that are not needed.New automatic startup programs are now highlighted so that you can disable unwanted entries more easily. System start tasks are now also listed in TuneUp StartUp Manager In Vista, in particular, <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">scheduled</span> tasks are used in place of autostart entries.<br />
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<b>Free up disk space</b><br />
The already rapid display of disk space to be freed up is now even faster on NTFS drives. And now it is so easy to delete even more unnecessary files, like the backup files for the first Windows Vista service <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">pack</span> and the Opera and Safari caches. The second "Free up disk space" module that helps you turn off Windows functions that use excessive disk space has also been enhanced. The Windows Search index can now be <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD11">disabled</span> and deleted with a single click. This makes particular sense if you are already using a different search engine. In addition, TuneUp Disk Space Explorer now runs faster and no longer requires that an entire drive be analyzed. You can now specify that only those folders be analyzed that you are really interested in.<br />
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<b>Lots more improvements</b><br />
Along with the totally new features, there are a series of improvements that are not immediately visible. There are small improvements like Tooltips in the main window, a substantial increase in the number of problems that can be found byTuneUp Registry Cleaner, and better progress feedback from TuneUp Drive Defrag. But there are also big improvements "under the hood". Two good examples are a completelly reworked installation program and significant improvements in our update technology.<br />
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<a href="http://download2.tune-up.com/TUU2011/30875/TuneUpUtilities2011_en-US.exe">Download Here</a><br />
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<a href="http://files.avast.com/files/avast6final/setup_av_pro.exe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://files.avast.com/files/avast6f...tup_av_pro.exe</a><br />
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Avast! <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">Internet Security Download</span>:<br />
<a href="http://files.avast.com/files/avast6final/setup_ais.exe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://files.avast.com/files/avast6final/setup_ais.exe</a><br />
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Avast! Uninstaller Download:<br />
<a href="http://files.avast.com/files/eng/aswclear6.exe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://files.avast.com/files/eng/aswclear6.exe</a><br />
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1. Instal seperti biasa (tidak perlu restart)<br />
2. Masuk ke bagian <b><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Settings</span>-->Troubleshooting</b> lalu uncheck "<b>Enable avast! self-defense module</b>"<br />
3. Terminate <b>avastsvc.exe</b> and <b>avastui.exe</b> dengan Task Manager (CTRL+ALT+DEL)<br />
4. Ganti file (ashBase.dll) dengan cracknya di direktori programnya (C:\<span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">Program Files</span>\Avast\)<br />
5. Restart, Gud LuckRudy Liehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01459349211760457645noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728762035509246736.post-54772651395267399132011-03-06T10:52:00.000+07:002011-03-06T10:52:06.521+07:00Microsoft: Stop Pakai Internet Explorer 6<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.detik.com/content/2011/03/05/317/IE-baru150.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://images.detik.com/content/2011/03/05/317/IE-baru150.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><strong>Jakarta</strong> - Browser Internet Explorer 6 telah lama dirilis Microsoft. Namun penggunanya masih cukup banyak dan bikin Microsoft cemas. Browser ini rentan disusupi program jahat sehingga Microsoft berharap user segera berhenti menggunakannya.<br />
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Demi memuluskan harapan itu, Microsoft meluncurkan sebuah <strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">website </span>khusus</strong> untuk mengkampanyekan penghentian pemakaian IE 6. Orang-orang diminta berkampanye agar segera melarang jika tahu ada teman yang memakai IE 6.<br />
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Menurut data Microsoft yang diambil dari Net Applications, pemakai IE 6 cukup tinggi. Meski banyak browser bermunculan, masih sekitar 12% masyarakat global memakainya. Microsoft menargetkan dalam waktu setahun, pengguna IE 6 tinggal kurang dari 1%. <br />
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"Teman, jangan biarkan temanmu memakai IE 6. Edukasilah orang lain untuk berhenti menggunakan IE 6," demikian pernyataan Microsoft. <br />
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